Steelers RB Le’Veon Bell Early Favorite For Lamest April Fools’ Nonsense

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In what has been the most ridiculous and divisive presidential election of a generation, and perhaps of all time, Americans are desperately in need of something…anything…that can unite us. Few things poll worse overall among reasonable human beings than the great scourge known as April Fools’ Day.

Oh wait! This just in!! I’M PREGNANT!!!

APRIL FOOLS’! I’m not pregnant, I’m just the worst. You know who else is the worst? Pittsburgh Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell, whose lame attempt at tomfoolery on Twitter this morning was equal parts uninspired and lazy. Kind of like the Steelers game plan against the division rival Ravens last December. 

it's been a great run with Steeler Nation, I will always have love 4 all my former teammates, coaches, & for all my fans! but gotta move on!

— Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) April 1, 2016

The only thing dumber than Bell’s attempt at a joke are the twits that reacted with cartoonish drama over the “announcement.” If you ever find yourself wondering where the highest concentration of dipsticks on earth can be found, it’s on Twitter. 

Bell is an early favorite for the April Fool award, but plenty of other folks will throw their helmets into the ring by the end of the day.