Oh, Canada! Dwyane Wade Has Angered A Nation
On Saturday the Miami Heat lost on the road to the Toronto Raptors, who took a 2-1 advantage in the semifinals series. It was a particularly rough night for Dwyane Wade, who not only had to suffer through a crushing four-point defeat, but also managed to anger an entire nation in the process.
Known for being friendly and aggressively polite, if the world was a beauty pageant, Canada (minus Quebec) would win Miss Congeniality every single year. That being said, it seems there may be a serious complex of some sort simmering just below the amiable façade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWIhq65KKdQ
So what, exactly, did D-Wade do to earn the red-hot ire of such an agreeable population? Well, prior to Game 3, Wade was spotted taking warm-up shots while a singer was performing the Canadian national anthem at midcourt.
You’d think 10 months of winter would result in an especially thick skin, but apparently Canadians are just as thin-skinned as the rest of us. It’s been nearly 24 hours since Wade’s deeply disrespectful slap in the face, but Canuck resentment on Twitter is still fresh.
@DwyaneWade shooting during national anthem. Unprofessional. No class. Ignorant person.
— Tyler James Maracle (@MaracleTyler) May 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/akaBrasco/status/729359072877776898
@DwyaneWade Classless move by Dwayne Wade to keep shooting during Canadian national anthem. When the anthems start stop & show some respect.
— Kim Harris (@kimharris74) May 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/JoshRyan96/status/729353084338618369
@NBA won't do anything to Dwyane Wade for shooting around during the National anthem of Canada #norespect
— Vince Lau (@vincelau78) May 8, 2016
Dwyane Wade's punishment for disrespecting the Canadian national anthem is JV out for the rest of the series smh
— ᴛʀɪʙᴀʟ ᴄʜɪᴇꜰ (@_TheSkywalker) May 8, 2016
Adam Silver @NBA: When will the @DwyaneWade fine be handed out for shooting around during the Canadian National Anthem? #NBAPlayoffs
— LC (@LCForgeron) May 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/SamuelThom5/status/729366379883864066
https://twitter.com/smacdoncanada/status/729357519861235712
https://twitter.com/Paronk1/status/729357729941340160
Wow. Burn on D-Wade for not living up to the imaginary standards Prince would have set in a theoretical scenario in which he was still alive and had attended the Heat-Raptors game in Toronto.
And seriously—what is the NBA supposed to do in this situation? Cancel the rest of the series, give the win to the Raptors, and recommend Dwyane Wade be charged with a hate crime?
Crybabies. We are an entire world of crybabies.