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Jim Harbaugh’s Wife Wants The World To Know She’s Not Responsible For His Terrible Pants

Jim and Sarah Harbaugh Jim and Sarah Harbaugh

On Wednesday afternoon Sarah Harbaugh, the wife of San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh, made a surprise appearance on a local radio show and discussed the one thing the football world has been wondering about for years now.

That would be, of course, her husband’s pants. His terrible, terrible pants.

Speaking to 99.7’s Fernando and Greg, Mrs. Harbaugh said, “I will not take the blame for his outfits, I’ve thrown them away many times. I’ve asked him ‘Please, pleats are gone. Wear the flat front.’ He has a flattering body.”

She added, “I do have style. I might be from the Midwest, but I have some style.”

These days Harbaugh’s “uniform” is as recognizable as anything the players wear, the difference being that the players only wear their uniforms when they have to. He wears those notoriously ugly $8 Walmart pleated khaki pants and long sleeve black shirt every single day.

In case you needed proof those eyesores came from Walmart.  Which you probably didn't. In case you needed proof those eyesores came from Walmart.
Which you probably didn’t.

Apparently the uniform has been causing a little discord at home, with the lady of the house hinting that change may be coming. Harbaugh isn’t going to be doing anything differently this season, but said he agreed to occasionally change his clothes…eventually…if it was that important to her.

Awww. Isn’t he a sweetie?

Let’s take a look back at Harbaugh and his pants, before they are nothing but a distant memory.

All that action and Harbaugh's pants steal the show, as usual. All that action and Harbaugh’s pants steal the show, as usual.

I like the way his pants accentuate his pale belly. I like the way his pants accentuate his pale belly.

Nice and roomy in the rear. Nice and roomy in the rear.

Also nice and roomy in the crotchel region. Also nice and roomy in the crotchel region.

They are truly the Wrangler Jeans of pleated khaki pants. They are truly the Wrangler Jeans of pleated khaki pants.

 

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