Gilbert Arenas Has Been Trolling All Of You

Gilbert Arenas has bested you once again, America

This week I learned how rarely the worlds of celebrity gossip and sports actually intersect. And I can thank the always irreverent Gilbert Arenas for dropping that knowledge bomb on me. However unnecessary it may have been.

You see, this week Arenas posted a photo to Instagram which seemed to indicate that he uses $100 bills as toilet paper. Either that or he picked a very peculiar location to store his piles of cash.

OMG!

You don’t want to know what Gilbert Arenas is doing with his money—except that you totally do! If there was any chance you didn’t want to know—like if he was investing it responsibly—they definitely wouldn’t be writing about it on Huffington Post.

They’re pretty definitive in that headline that something shocking is going on, but you’ll notice that they back off the assertion a bit once you click on the actual story. Perhaps it’s because I tweeted the truth to them two days ago?

Gilbert Arenas MAY wipe his ass with money.

Yeah maybe he’s replaced toilet paper with $100 bills. Or maybe he’s just trolling the media.

Here’s a hint: It’s the latter.

I know that because it was barely a month ago that the vile sociopath dating the shortest Kardashian sister—Scott Disick, a Patrick Bateman wannabe—proudly posted the same photo, to mention a whole bunch of others, to Instagram.

Playing telephone with a stack of cash

Scattering piles of cash over a $10,000+ Birkin Bag

Posing a diamond encrusted watch and other jewelry on a stack of money

And, of course, wiping his ass with stacks of cash

The one thing here that I truly appreciate is Gilbert Arenas stealing Scott Disick’s thunder and getting thousands of people to take the bait.

It’s Gilbert’s world, we’re all just living in it.