Celebrity Bang And Brag: James Harden Edition

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After the Super Bowl, Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman celebrating by sleeping with a stranger. The stranger celebrating sleeping with Julian Edelman by posting a selfie in bed and bragging about it on Tinder.

The whole thing turned into a fiasco of sorts for all parties involved, including Edelman’s girlfriend, but it wasn’t enough to stop Rockets shooting guard James Harden from celebrating his recent playoff loss to the Warriors in much the same way.

Late Tuesday night a woman on Instagram calling herself GVNG$TER X BOO, which is surely on her birth certificate, posted the following photo of her in bed with what looks to be a sleeping Harden.

https://instagram.com/p/3dBD62HEIO/

[Here’s a link in case Harden wakes up, wises up, and the photo magically disappears]

If that isn’t Harden, that’s the most believable fake beard I’ve ever seen. Miss GVNG$TER X BOO actually tagged Harden in the post itself, so maybe they’re actually together in some fashion? Or maybe she gives zero fucks. Either way, that’s definitely James Harden.

Here are a few other choices pics from her Instagram account.

https://instagram.com/p/jcqMo4nEO_/

A bathroom covered in Marilyn Monroe pictures. Fuck…that’s so bleak.

https://instagram.com/p/aMgVDPnEIH/

Yeah, I don’t think this is his girlfriend, I think it’s a stripper he met last night.

https://instagram.com/p/Z4OyuiHEM3/

Or maybe a drug dealer.

https://instagram.com/p/hqYRSdnEEt/

A stripper or drug dealer covered in kissy-lips tattoos. You can only see two there, but I’ve counted no less than four, overall.

https://instagram.com/p/ZhDBwpHEKd/

A stripper or drug dealer with a gun.

https://instagram.com/p/ZBZ-m3HEGZ/

A stripper or drug dealer who smokes blunts and used to have really terrifying finger nails.

https://instagram.com/p/Y8yd5nnEO4/

A stripper or drug dealer who just wants you to keep sucking her dick.

https://instagram.com/p/jtwC6dnEMM/

I’m not even a Rockets fan, but James Harden can do better. No offense.